|—||party member 5 minutes before getting mauled by a bear (via outofcontextdnd)|
|—||Our Minotaur Warden, on being told it’s OOC to order a steak. (via outofcontextdnd)|
DM: “You search under the bedroll, you see a dead lizard and a brass key.”
Alchemist: “I take the dead lizard!”
Druid: Ach, the ugliest armor I’ve ever seen!
Fighter: Only because you can see your reflection.
-Two characters meeting and becoming best friends.
so many keyboards but im not your type
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
My prince has finally come
OH GOD MY MAJOR FEELS DIRTY I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine